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Christ gets fried

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=513855

This was the dramatic scene as the world's largest statue of Jesus was hit by lightning.

The bolt parted the thunderclouds over Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, to strike Christ the Redeemer.

The statue is 130ft tall, is made of 700 tons of reinforced concrete and stands atop the 2,296ft Corcovado mountain overlooking the city.

Direct hit! Christ takes 23 points of damage. Roll against unconsciousness.

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