Internet Goosing the Antithesis

Monday, April 28, 2008

Evolution is wrong, here is the proof!

I'm convinced...

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Another Christian Sex Scandal

Honestly, these should be boring by now, but I had a minor insight after watching this story- what if the reason so many Christian leaders clamor for the legislation of sexuality is because they think it's the only way for them to control THEIR OWN orientations and kinks?

Friday, April 11, 2008

SA: Reverse Magazines

A little Photoshopping fun from the SomethingAwful goons...

Thursday, April 10, 2008


Monday, April 07, 2008

Creationists Love "Expelled"

Since I visited Ken Ham's Creation Museum last summer, I've been getting regular email updates from him. Most of them are too vacuous and preposterous to circulate, but I thought this was humorous- Ken Ham's glowing endorsement of the upcoming film "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed."

Dear AiG supporter,

I thought it very important to send you another email this week. You see, the news is so important that I also want you to send this email to your pastor and friends.

As you know, Darwinists have been expelling any hint of creation or intelligent design from public schools and research institutions. Now, many of them are expelling people from their academic posts in a desperate attempt to defend their evolutionary worldview.

The upcoming film Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed comes to theaters next week (April 18). Already a highly controversial film, its host Ben Stein (whom I met last month) is on a personal quest to discover more about the topic of origins and to expose the ruthlessness of many evolutionists. Even though Stein is not a creationist and is not a Christian, he presents the evidence of intelligent design we see in the world and exposes the censorship efforts of leading evolutionists.

I encourage you to visit right now and discover more about this excellent, entertaining, and enlightening film. I’ve seen it twice now, including at a special preview screening at our Creation Museum. You need to see how our education system is expelling freedom of speech—and then you should do something about it.

For a theater listing, go to

If you don’t see your local theater listed, call the manager and say you want to watch Expelled.

Please be a “creation evangelist.” Let your family and friends know about this film (send them this email with your words of endorsement), and then direct them to our website where they can find out more about the gospel message.

Thank you,

Ken Ham

President, Answers in Genesis
"No intelligence allowed," indeed. The message is clear- "Expelled" promotes a creationist message, for the purpose of driving people to Christianity. Hey, at least they're finally being honest about their motives.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Wnat idiot wrote these ten commandments?

The Onion asks a question that is on all our minds: what idiot wrote these ten commandments?

Take the first commandment, for example. It says you shouldn't believe in any gods besides God. No gods besides the one, eh? Okay, I can agree with that. Frankly, I got no idea how foreigners keep track of all their different gods. But as an opener? As number one on a list of 10? Seems pretty weak to me. You want to lead off with a batter who can hit.


Altogether, I believe these commandments are pretty thin on law and order and the needs of the common citizen, and a little thick on the religious mumbo jumbo.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Deep Inside Jesus

I just found a website called In Jesus. Quite a disturbing name if you ask me.

Anyone care for a big frothy mug of repressed and frustrated homosexual desires? These guys sure do!

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Richard Dawkins - Beware the Believers