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Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Sex Ed Prank

There's nothing like a good, clean, high-school prank to really get the summer started right.

Mailed on letterhead from Hernando High School in Brooksville, Florida:
Dear Parents and or Guardians:

We, at Hernando High School, regret to inform you that due to the passing of Amendment One and state wide budget cuts, some classes will no longer be offered to the students during the 2008-2009 school year. The following classes will no longer be offered at Hernando High School:

Advanced Placement Psychology
Advanced Placement World History
Principles of Business Ownership
Intro to Genetics
Health and Sexual Education

We understand that many consider Health and Sexual Education a vital asset to a teenager's education, but after numerous years of educating students about the principles and benefits of abstinence we have found it to be unsuccessful. Our very own Little Leopard Land is overflowing with little leopard cubs. Obviously, our attempts have proved futile. Lets be honest, ALL of our students are sexually active. We ask that parents take on the responsibility of teaching their children about safe sex.

We are aware that this decision will raise many eyebrows, but we stand firm in our decision. If there are any questions, comments, concerns, or you are in need of pamphlets please do not hesitate to call (325) 797-7015, to speak to Mr. Gimme Moorhead, Health department director, or his secretary Miss Ivanna Humpalot, to set up an appointment.

We thank you for your understanding,

Doctor Jack Mehoff,
Included with this letter, sent to all parents in the school database, was a single condom.

I loves me some funny, but I love it more when there's a point to be made. Congratulations, class of 2008!

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At 6/05/2008 9:16 AM, Blogger Alison declaimed...

Yes, the parents were outraged. Why, I don't know. Was it that Precious had access to a condom?

This wasn't a prank, this was activism!

At 6/05/2008 10:34 PM, Blogger breakerslion declaimed...

Shit! Wish I'd thought of that!

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