Lock Up Your Daughters
Yes, it's that time of year again. Time to ritually claim your daughters' genitals for the good of society.
It's positively creeptastic, no matter how well the room is lit.
This year, though, I noticed a little something familiar in all the pomp and circumstance:
Hmm... Where else have I seen young girls in fancy dresses dancing around a central phallic object in a ritual setting soaked with sexual context?
Oh, snap! Well, color me surprised that Christians have borrowed a pagan myth and rewritten it to serve their own theological purposes. It's got to be a singular situation.