Atheist Weddings For Cheap
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That's right! I, Aaron Kinney, atheist and anarchist, have just become an ordained minister at the Universal Life Church.
Ordination is free, and getting licensed to conduct weddings is only $5. You can even get a doctorate of divinity for only $29.99!
If you are like me, and you don't dig that dogmatic religious stuff, you'll be pleased to know that this church is so open-minded that its almost impossible to have a worldview that conflicts with their church tenets.
Universal Life Church tenets:
To promote freedom of religion
To do that which is right
It's hard to go wrong on those tenets, no?
So, if you are in the need of a secular minister to officiate at your wedding, let me know! I'll beat anyone's price (I'm doing this for fun, not profit), and I will conduct your wedding respectfully and in the exact way that you want it. I am very accommodating to your needs. I am also an exceptional public speaker in style, delivery, and content. Contact me if you are interested, or just want to know more.
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...and for those of you in the great state of Texas (or Ohio), I've laid out my officiant shingle as well.
Awesome! We've got like half of the US covered now :)
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