Prehistoric Man Also Going to Hell
According to those heathen scientists, prehistoric man is also going straight to Hell, since they have sex for pleasure:
He may have come down from the trees, but prehistoric man did not stop swinging. New research into Stone Age humans has argued that, far from having intercourse simply to reproduce, they had sex for fun.
Practices ranging from bondage to group sex, transvestism and the use of sex toys were widespread in primitive societies as a way of building up cultural ties.
Damn history, it's just so damn inconvenient... if only we could get rid of all these pesky facts.