Own a piece of Jerry Falwell
Francois Tremblay Permalink
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Yes, you too can own a pound of lard which was not part of Jerry Falwell's body, but is just like his.
Up for auction is one pound of lard - exactly like the lard which composed Jerry Falwell. Place this tub of lard high on a shelf or on your mantle, should you need a tub of lard to look-up to. Place this lard on the back of a donkey or pig should you need a tub of lard to mindlessly follow.
The perfect keepsake with which to remember him.
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This ebay auction is fraudulent! "Lard" is not the thing that is "excactly like" Jerry Falwell.
Everyone knows that the proper thing that is "exactly like" Jerry Falwell is "feces."
Here's another precious moment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkAPaEMwyKU
Enjoy
As soon as I heard he died, my first thought was, "Of what? Gluttony?"
Aaron, LOL.
And eddie{F}, thanks for the vid link!
What's the difference between Jerry Falwell and a tub of lard?
The tub.
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