Own a piece of Jerry Falwell
Yes, you too can own a pound of lard which was not part of Jerry Falwell's body, but is just like his.
Up for auction is one pound of lard - exactly like the lard which composed Jerry Falwell. Place this tub of lard high on a shelf or on your mantle, should you need a tub of lard to look-up to. Place this lard on the back of a donkey or pig should you need a tub of lard to mindlessly follow.
The perfect keepsake with which to remember him.