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Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Own a piece of Jerry Falwell

Yes, you too can own a pound of lard which was not part of Jerry Falwell's body, but is just like his.

Up for auction is one pound of lard - exactly like the lard which composed Jerry Falwell. Place this tub of lard high on a shelf or on your mantle, should you need a tub of lard to look-up to. Place this lard on the back of a donkey or pig should you need a tub of lard to mindlessly follow.

The perfect keepsake with which to remember him.

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4 Comments:

At 5/16/2007 2:58 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

This ebay auction is fraudulent! "Lard" is not the thing that is "excactly like" Jerry Falwell.

Everyone knows that the proper thing that is "exactly like" Jerry Falwell is "feces."

 
At 5/16/2007 4:26 PM, Blogger eddie{F} declaimed...

Here's another precious moment!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkAPaEMwyKU

Enjoy

 
At 5/16/2007 4:54 PM, Blogger Intergalactic Hussy declaimed...

As soon as I heard he died, my first thought was, "Of what? Gluttony?"

Aaron, LOL.

And eddie{F}, thanks for the vid link!

 
At 5/17/2007 7:01 AM, Blogger breakerslion declaimed...

What's the difference between Jerry Falwell and a tub of lard?

The tub.

 

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