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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Four questions for Christians

1. What are you worth?
2. Where did you come from?
3. Why are you here? How do you know?
4. Where are you going when you die? Are you sure?

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2 Comments:

At 3/15/2007 11:50 AM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

Ooh, I know the answer! Col. Mustard, in the study, with the candlestick!

1. What are you worth?

To me, everything.

2. Where did you come from?

My mother and father. Before that, the dust of dying stars. And before that, a singularity.

3. Why are you here? How do you know?

Because of the self organizing properties of matter. Ever see an ice crystal form?

4. Where are you going when you die? Are you sure?

My consciousness won't be going anywhere; it won't exist after I die. I'm about 99.9% sure.

 
At 3/15/2007 4:41 PM, Blogger Francois Tremblay declaimed...

Well yes Aaron, but you're not a Christian (praise the lord for that).

 

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