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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Yet Another Anti-Gay Preacher Caught in Homosexual Scandal

Rev. Lonnie W. Latham, a fierce anti-gay Christian who wants to "convert" gays to a heterosexual lifestyle, was busted for trying to suck a cop's dick in Oklahoma City:

The Rev. Lonnie W. Latham had supported a resolution calling on gays and lesbians to reject their "sinful, destructive lifestyle" before his Jan. 3, 2006, arrest outside the Habana Inn in Oklahoma City.

Authorities say he asked the undercover policeman to come up to his hotel for oral sex.

I suppose it's kind of hard for a man to scream, "repent, faggots!" when he simultaneously has a penis in his mouth. Why is it that all the homophobe Christians are the ones secretly committing homosexual acts? It seems to me that the Christian males who don't mind homosexuals so much aren't the ones getting busted for sucking dick.

These patterns totally repeat themselves. Some Christians preach against divorce while the most divorce ridden areas are the Christian areas. The same thing goes for abortions: Christian areas have more of them!

Sure, Christians will say that they are sinners too. But this is not the point. The point here is that the Christians are the ones who are not only hypocritical, but more importantly they are the ones doing more of the very activity that they claim everyone should be doing less of! And to top it off they blame the "secular progressives" for these problems that clearly afflict them the most!

If you are a Christian, and you got problems with being gay, or doing drugs, or getting divorced, or having abortions, or whatever, then maybe the trick is for you to not be Christian anymore. At least that way you will statistically be less likely to do the very activity that you hate.

P.S. I think it is a crying shame that this man is in trouble with the law for trying to suck dick. While he should definitely be "outed," he shouldn't have been arrested.

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At 2/28/2007 3:20 PM, Blogger Rev. Barking Nonsequitor declaimed...

I pine for the days when the Flagellants paraded down the garbage strewn and sewage encrusted streets openly demonstrating their self hatred.

At 3/01/2007 3:40 PM, Blogger lynn's daughter declaimed...

Ironically, Lonnies' defense lawyer agrees with your last statement. His major defense at this time is that sucking dick is not illegal in Texas. It's interesting that he may be saved by the abolishment of a law that most conservatives would WANT to exist.

At 3/01/2007 7:54 PM, Blogger Zachary Moore declaimed...

At a certain point, does it become reasonable to operate under the assumption that all homophobic preachers are closeted?

At 3/12/2007 12:07 AM, Blogger Mark declaimed...

"At a certain point, does it become reasonable to operate under the assumption that all homophobic preachers are closeted?"

A lot are, but many straight men, even atheists, are genuinely disgusted with even the thought of homosexuality.



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