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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Snake Bites, Kills Fake Christian

Obviously, a real Christian wouldn't have died from handling snakes:

LONDON, Ky. (Nov. 8) - A woman has died after being bitten by a snake at a Kentucky church that people say practices serpent handling.

The Lexington Herald-Leader says 48-year-old Linda Long was bitten Sunday at East London Holiness Church and died at a hospital about four hours after being bitten.

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At 11/08/2006 7:50 PM, Blogger Boss Foxx declaimed...

I think I speak for everyone when I ask... Is the snake okay though? :)

At 11/08/2006 9:53 PM, Blogger breakerslion declaimed...

Darwin at work.

At 11/08/2006 11:42 PM, Blogger BlackSun declaimed...

Snakes...Lions, what part of "dangerous wild-animal predator" don't these people understand?


At 11/09/2006 1:13 AM, Blogger eddie{F} declaimed...

Obviously she didn't have enough "faith" - whatever the hell that is ...

At 11/09/2006 10:50 PM, Blogger bpabbott declaimed...

She just wanted to be close to God ... hmmm ;-)



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