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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Steve Irwin: Jesus Sucks, Mate!

It had to happen sooner or later. Some creationist wackos started spreading a rumor that the Crocodile Hunter converted to Christianity two weeks before he died.

Thanks to Snopes, the falsity of this rumor has been confirmed.

Why do Christians want to make these kinds of rumors? Do they think that the truth won't be found out? Do atheists, for example, try to spread rumors that recently deceased priests deconverted to atheism just before they died?

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At 9/19/2006 6:39 PM, Blogger Hellbound Alleee declaimed...

Why, yes! It's absolutely true.

Pope John Paul the Second renounced his faith on his deathbed!

"I have been living a lie," said the elderly pontiff, as he coughed out his last words.

"The belief in God has done nothing for the progress of the world. In factn it has helped spread disease through our misguided--no--evil agenda of anti-contraception. And no God worth worshipping would have committed the acts of the scriptures. I was wrong--dead wrong."

At that, Karol heaved a final sigh, and died.

At 9/19/2006 6:49 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

Goddamn Alleee, I would so eat my hat if Pope RuPaul, I mean, er... John Paul said that on his deathbed. Wow.

At 9/19/2006 8:17 PM, Blogger Shell declaimed...

Oh, wow, that really pisses me off. Steve Irwin was more selfless and devoted to enriching the earth than any of these thumper assholes.

At 9/20/2006 8:25 AM, Blogger Zachary Moore declaimed...

It's a classic legend, actually. I wouldn't be at all surprised if, after Richard Dawkins dies, we get a similar email spread around.



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