And He Slew the Clubites…
Ever been clubbing late at night and been harassed by messengers of the Lord? Jesus' General has A Reading from the Gospel of Left Behind that I can totally relate to.
Here is, by far, my favorite line (from verse 6):
And thus it was so with all of the clubites for Techno had banished their love for our Savior from their hearts.
Yeah, techno rules. Forget God, I've got DJ Tiesto!