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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

And He Slew the Clubites…

Ever been clubbing late at night and been harassed by messengers of the Lord? Jesus' General has A Reading from the Gospel of Left Behind that I can totally relate to.

Here is, by far, my favorite line (from verse 6):

And thus it was so with all of the clubites for Techno had banished their love for our Savior from their hearts.


Yeah, techno rules. Forget God, I've got DJ Tiesto!

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5 Comments:

At 6/14/2006 1:14 PM, Blogger Francois Tremblay declaimed...

Aaron, can you recommend any well-known techno songs?

 
At 6/14/2006 4:20 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

Can I!?!?!?!?!? Jesus Christ yes!

Most of the techno I listen to is trance, with a little house and drum n bass thrown in for good mix.
I will list a number of techno songs that I like that are also hit singles, arranged by artist. If you have any trouble finding any of these songs, let me know and I will help you out.

Artist:
Ferry Corsten
Songs:
Punk
Rock Your Body, Rock
Galaxia
Adrenaline

Artist:
Paul Van Dyk
Songs:
The Other Side
Time Of Our Lives

Artist:
Tiesto
Songs:
Love Comes Again
Sparkles
Adiago for Strings
Silence

Artist:
Pendulum
Songs:
Tarantula
Hold Your Color

That list should be decent enough for starters. If you are looking for more songs than this, or want specific styles, let me know and I will give you more songs to hunt for.

 
At 6/14/2006 5:34 PM, Blogger Hellbound Alleee declaimed...

A bit too close to home, Aaron. Remember, the guy in Seattle shot a bunch of ravers after a party, because they were "immoral," or something. That showed them! Of course, he had to kill himself afterwards.

Maybe the club harrassers are people in their 30's, like this guy, who can't stand it if they're not hanging around 14 year-olds.

 
At 6/14/2006 5:59 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

Nothing solves immoral dancing, immodest dress, and immoral drug use like a good old fashioned Biblical massacre!

Praise Jesus!

 
At 4/24/2007 9:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous declaimed...

Without God you wouldnt know music.....God loves all music and as much as the trance we listen to speakes of love is as much as God loves you to have ears to hear and touch to feel the bass.

purevolume.com/gbrecordings

 

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