In the spirit of the God or Not Carnival and the concept of Opposite Days, I am writing this entry as a Christian. Here goes.
Ooooooh shit. I'm at the mercy of an omnipotent asshole.
What's the meaning of life ?
There's no more meaning to life. I'm a cog in a divine plan I can't possibly understand.
How do I know God isn't putting these thoughts in my head ?
How do I know ANYTHING ?
But the Bible says... wait, how do I know the Bible is true ? God could be making me believe that it's true when it's not. How do I know that I'm alive ? Aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghh...
*Grabs a conveniently-placed handgun and shoots his head off*