I don't exist !
According to the imbecile "ConcernedCatholic", I do not exist and I am a figment of the modern imagination.
How nice it must be to live in a fantasy world where 15% of the world population does not exist. Unfortunately, the ranks of the non-religious and anti-theists keep growing, and there's nothing this moron can do about it.
I would like to propose to any Christian who does not believe in my existence to present himself to my address so I can punch him in the face. I think that would go a long way towards proving that I exist, and even if it doesn't, I get to serve mankind in the most fulfilling way possible.
Come and get your Franxorcism, enemies of Western civilization !