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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Finally : evidence of Intelligent Design !

Origin of the Novel Species Noodleous doubleous: Evidence for Intelligent Design

"This paper reports an observation of spontanoodlus generation in which Penne Rigate inserts within Rigatoni to create a new species dubbed Noodleous doubleous.

The Vertical Flow Hypothesis proposes that Rigatoni become vertically oriented in the convective flow of phase transitioning liquid H2O, thereby increasing the heat dissipation rate. This proposal is supported by the observation of bubble plumes on the dorsal side of Rigatoni (Figure 6). It is feasible that horizontally oriented Penne Rigate that are close to the bottom of the environment are drawn upward into the ventral side of Rigatoni. The Penne Rigate are not fully ejected through the Rigatoni because the dorsal end of the Rigatoni is close to the liquid surface and the process does not have enough energy to lift the Penne Rigate into the environmental froth. The Penne Rigate would therefore be caught inside the Rigatoni.

However, the probability of an insertion event as proposed by the Vertical Flow Hypothesis is calculated to be extremely low (Table 1), so we are forced to conclude that the process was guided by some form of external intelligence. The experimenter was not responsible for this scalding task. The high temperature liquid was undergoing a rapid phase transition and liquid Dihydrogen Monoxide is extremely dangerous. Given these extreme sterilizing conditions, no known life forms could have survived immersion. We therefore conclude that this supernatural insertion process was done by the Hand of God."

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At 10/13/2005 4:17 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...


At 10/13/2005 4:44 PM, Blogger MichaelBains declaimed...

Why did reading that make me want a cigarette?

BTW Francois, I left a comment on your comment on Confusion of Ideas.



At 10/13/2005 4:48 PM, Blogger Not Reformed declaimed...

That's what I call a special revelation.

May ye be touched with his noodly appendage.


At 10/13/2005 6:38 PM, Blogger Francois Tremblay declaimed...

I don't want anything to do with Confusion of Ideas any more. I can't support a blog that advocates that all the faults of corporatism are due to capitalism. The only confusion of ideas taking place, is on that blog.

At 10/14/2005 9:04 AM, Blogger Bahnsen Burner declaimed...

Franc, I agree. In order to see what you're talking about, all I had to read was this bewildering statement (from the comments section that mbains linked above):

mbains: "I thoroughly endorse Capitalism cuz it works when intelligently regulated and is well understood by the regulators."

The notion of "regulated capitalism" is as self-contradictory as the notion of "Christian intellectual."

It's amazing how much nonsense persists in the modern world.



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