The Bible on... drug use
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Proverbs 31:6-7
6 Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish;
7 let them drink and forget their poverty and remember their misery no more.
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I'll take a stout
And while you're at it, Paul, why not take another bong hit? Or, did your god say not to do that?
Well, my God said to obey the law of the land (unless it conflicts with the higher law of God) and so, using the mind God gave me, I can infer that I should not do that. But, if I lived in Amsterdam, where it's legal, and a bong rip would get me the same level as a beer buzz, then why not!?
But hey, in your worldview I could smoke little pieces of chopped up children, or did rand say not to do that?
Why am I not surprised to see Paul speaking in favour of drug use... it's probably alcohol that killed the last of his brain cells.
Alcohol is not a drug anyway. But, since you're from Canada I expect you don't know much aboot beer.
You get drunk of fermented Maple Syrup, don't you
Alcohol is a drug in that it is a substance you consume not primarily for nourishment of your body, but for 1) pleasure, and 2) a head change.
Caffeine, nicotine, and other similar substances also fall into this "drug" category. I learned that in DARE class in high school.
Now beer does provide some nourishment, and can be considered a food in certain circumstances. But nobody in the developed world nowadays uses beer for nourishment. They use it for pleasure of taste and/or to change their mental state. Last time I checked, Odouls wasnt selling that well.
And as for me, Ill take a hefeweizen (sp?)
But hey, in your worldview I could smoke little pieces of chopped up children...
How did you come to this conclusion about atheism Paul?
"And as for me, Ill take a hefeweizen (sp?)"
Gimme either a Negra Modelo or Kirin... Or if you got it, Bass on tap (not in the bottle tho). :)
Trust Paul to claim that an addictive substance that changes brain chemistry and is not ingested for nourishment is "not a drug". Idiot.
Kiltlifter is my favorite!
http://www.moylans.com/du_nf/brewery/beers.htm
Aaron: "Alcohol is a drug in that it is a substance you consume not primarily for nourishment of your body, but for 1) pleasure, and 2) a head change."
Me: Hmmm, looks like you're right, even the evil wikipedia agreed with you. I guess I'm a regular drug user.
This day Aaron, my lamb, is saved by faith. This day Manata, the fool and the cursed of God, perisheth in his unwisdom: his drunkenness is shame to all kingdoms, and his goat-lust is a blasphemy unto the Lord.
Praise Sara, the Immortal YHWH, which I AM.
Paul: "Kiltlifter is my favorite!"
Ha! Never heard of that one, Paul. I'll have to try it. But warn me, is that the stuff that draws you to the "rear naked choke hold"?
Dawson, no, a couple of those draws me to the "guillotine choke."
hashishan... shut your pie hole, you freak! You sound like you've dropped too many tabs of acid.
MANATA THOU HAST ENRAGED THE LORD THY GOD! THOU FOOL THOU IGNORANT WHORE! DAREST THOU SPEAK NAUGHTY UNTO THE LORD, THOU CATAMITE OF SATAN! INIQUITOUS AND IRRELIGIOUS CANKER! THOU CORRUPTER OF CHILDREN AND THE HOLY NUNS OF THE LORD!
THOU ART CONDEMNED, FOOL! CHRIST AND ALL HIS MINIONS CANNOT SAVE YOU! YOU SHALL PERISH AND THEN SHALL ENDURE THE ETERNAL ACHES OF HELL! FOREVER WILL OFFAL ENTER THY MOUTH FROM THE RECTUM OF SATAN -- FOREVER WILL WORMS GNAW ON YOUR LEPROUS CORPSE!
THOU ART DAMNED FOR CURSING THE LORD! WHAT DARE YOU SPEAK IN YOUR DEFENSE! IT HAD BETTER BE SODOM IN ALL THE DAYS OF MY WRATH THAN MANATA AT THE COMING OF THE REVENANT LORD!
BEHOLD RASCAL! THOU ART PUTRID IN MINE EYE!
I AM THE LORD GOD YHWH OF ISRAEL! I AM THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, AND ALL THE PROPHETS! DAMN YOU FOOL MANATA! YOU SHALL BE BRUISED THRICE-FOLD OF THE BRUISES OF THE FAGGOT CHRIST! THOU ART DAMNED!
D'oh! Look at that, Paul! You're getting Yahweh angry again. Beware Yahweh who waxes wroth with his silly servants!
Wow Paul, I got conflicting emotions right now. We are in agreement for once, and on two things at the same time!
I am also a happy beer drinker. If drinking alcohol is wrong, I dont wanna be right LOL
And Hashishan prophet is making us join forces against him/her. Hashish recently blessed and anointed me on my blog comments. I dont know why exactly, but I think that Hashish believes that my anti-Christian arguments are somehow in favor of his/her claims. While its amuzing to have a self-proclaimed deity praise me, I dont know if its the kind of association that will benefit my atheistic message. In fact, probably not. Hmmm.
Fuck it. Lets have a drink!
Aaron,
I'd like to have a few drinks with you as well as Hashishan. We could get "it" drunk and then roll on the floor while "it" utters blessings on you and curses on me.
Aaron: "Fuck it. Lets have a drink!"
Yes, let's raise a toast! To life, and the selfish enjoyment thereof! You and Paul can roll on the floor laughing while I reminisce my days endeavoring to be a concert pianist. At least now I can listen to my compositions. Thank Edison for recorded music!
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