Proof of Intelligent Designer (Finally)!
When you lose, you lose. Its time to concede victory to the Intelligent Design camp, and the Discovery Institute. This mysterious designer that intelligently designs everything in existence has been positively identified.
What grand intelligent designing entity is this? Why, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course!
Finally, we have positive identification of an –until now– unknown designing entity. Finally, we have substance to support these designing claims.
How evolution can survive such an overwhelming argument? I don’t know. Nor do I care, for I am now converting. That’s right! I am no longer an atheist; I am now a member of the brand new and rapidly growing religion which was inspired by the Flying Spaghetti Monster: Pastafarianism.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and all hail Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him)!