Internet Goosing the Antithesis

Friday, September 23, 2005

Ultimate Christian Wrestling

Step 1: Visit Ultimate Christian Wrestling.

Step 2: Observe this image:
Choke-holds for Jesus!

Step 3: Encourage Manata to embrace his destiny as the Ultimate Christian Warrior, and join the Ultimate Christian Wrestling team. "Reap the whirlwind!"

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At 9/23/2005 2:39 PM, Blogger Bahnsen Burner declaimed...

Does the UCW allow the "rear naked choke" maneuver that Paul is so famous for? If not, there's bound to be a wrestling group here in San Francisco that does.

At 9/23/2005 3:14 PM, Blogger Error declaimed...


Even though this post was funny, I'm still waiting for an intellectually substative response from you. You can do that, correct?

At 9/23/2005 3:31 PM, Blogger Francois Tremblay declaimed...

Paul, you didn't even pass third grade. How would you know what an intellectual reply is ? Seriously ?

At 9/23/2005 3:51 PM, Blogger Error declaimed...

Franc, since you didn't pass the 1st grade, how do you *know* that a third grader can't know what an intellectual reply is? Seriously?

At 9/23/2005 4:30 PM, Blogger VanTilsGhost declaimed...

LOL!!! NEED to join up with Ultimate Christian Wrestling. It would probably fill the void in your life that you currently are trying to fill by arguing with people all day long...

"Jesus loves you, this I know!"

OK, I don't know that...but it could be your catch phrase...or you could use:

"Can you smell what the Lord is cooking?"

At 9/23/2005 5:12 PM, Blogger Aaron Kinney declaimed...

I think you missed the post where I pointed out that you didnt know what quote mining is, and therefore you spent three posts of yours attacking me without even understanding what my criticism even was. And you think youre an intellectual.

But we do have some lovely consolation prizes for you Paul.

Seriously, you should use the evil secular Wikipedia more often. It is your friend! :insert evil devil smiley here:

At 9/24/2005 10:52 AM, Blogger Error declaimed...

I think you missed the post where I pointed out that you didnt know what quote mining is, and therefore you spent three posts of yours attacking me without even understanding what my criticism even was.

Oh, I indeed saw that post. Now,

(1) Prove that I didn't know what quote mining was (saying so doesn't make it so).

(2) Prove that I indeed quote mined.

(3) Since I know you have not read probably 99% of the books I cited, and I have, then how would you even know I "quote mined?"

C'mon Aaron, you can do it. I'm giving you a shot to do battle with someone you call an idiot. I decimated you in my posts and your responses prove that you didn't even read my critiques in detail.

Furthermore, my quotes constitue probably 7% of my response to you, what about the rest? Even if you showed that I quote mined that has nothing to do with the reast of what I wrote and, therefore, you cannot claim to have made my entire posts null 'n void just by critiquing one aspect of them, that's called the fallacy of hasty generalization.

So, will Aaron ever step up to the plate or will he just admit that he should spend his time attacking, say, Jason Gastrich? Now's your time Aaron to finaly put your money where your mouth is. If you doubt what I'm saying then I challenge you to take your response to my original article and then my follow-up responses to your local atheist philosophy professer. Ask him, putting convictions aside, whose arguments and critiques were substantive and whose were not. A beat down is a beat down, even if you disagree with the one who won; you know, just like my debate with Sansone. You know I decimated him but you still agreed with his ultimate conclusion over against mine.

At 9/24/2005 11:50 AM, Blogger Error declaimed...

what really makes me mad is that you took the pipe out!!!

At 9/24/2005 12:25 PM, Blogger DUB declaimed...

Hmmm. I don't know about the ECW's policy on the "rear naked choke," but I'm pretty sure it's a no-go. As Extreme Christians, they are extremely homophobic.

Shouldn't the ECW champ be named Jacob? He was one hell of a wrestler. After all, he pretty much beat God.

Oh, yeah, if you haven't caught on by now, I posted about this whole situation between Paul and Aaron.

And please don't blabber on about anybody needing to get anybody's back. At least I didn't post it as "anonymous" and pretend it wasn't me.

At 9/24/2005 1:23 PM, Blogger Error declaimed...

Thanks for the heads up, dub. I won't compalin about getting back.

In case you want to edit you may read my original piece where I claimed that Darwin put a scientific veneer over the philosophy of process and becomming. This directly contradicts one of your criticisms, but if you want to be sloppy like Aaron then be my guest.

At 9/24/2005 7:42 PM, Blogger breakerslion declaimed...

I live by three simple rules (then again, sometimes I don't. I reserve the right to plead free will).

1. Never argue with a pregnant woman.

2. Never argue with a drunk.

3. Never argue with a fanatic.

Paul, you are a fanatic, with what appears to be tendencies toward megalomania. As such, I think you would find a much healthier outlet as a Christian Wrestler, secure in the knowledge that you are the best, and can one day prove it. Yes, I am sure that this would be a healthier outlet than your apparent struggle to become yet another social parasite like Jim Jones or Pat Robertson.

At 9/24/2005 8:09 PM, Blogger DUB declaimed...

I will not coagulate the comment boards, but I have to point out that the attempt at defense Paul just delivered was completely bogus, ridiculously lame, and hopefully not in jest

Now, I am glad that Paul cleared something up for me. That's a pipe he's holding in the picture. I always wondered why his hand was up there. It sorta looks like he's flipping you off.

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